January 2012
178 posts
So many times I'm afraid that not a single one of...
So that makes me a pain in the ass and clingy and awful when I only think about that fear and feel afraid. And I’m sorry, people who listen to my whines. I’ll try to change, to be more optimistic. To believe. I promise I’ll try.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
most-awkward-moments:
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Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
take me home United road !: Commentary you will... →
takemehomeunited:
Torres has scored ! Ronaldo back to Manchester United What a save by Manuel Almunia! Mertesacker outran him to win the ball ! Wright Phillips is sent off for punching Peter Crouch in the face!! And the 19th is going to Anfield ! Sergio Busquets is able to stay on his feet ! Tevez warming up…
Well I've been waiting for a feeling and I've been...
(Well I’ve been around the world, and I ain’t seen none like you).
And when we love, if it be in the excitement of youth, do we not also, that the...
– William Butler Yeats.
Now I see, he had dreamed Maud Gonne. From the tune, came the discord. From his mind came the love. He was conscious when he fell crazily in love with her. And now I understand I’m so much like him, and that when he that I’ve been looking for shows up, I shall be...